|Posted by Freda R Selk on January 28, 2011 at 9:41 PM||comments (0)|
submitted by Judy Sebern Beachy
Here's a glossary to remember if you're traveling in the backwoods and an illness comes on:
Benign--What you be, after you be eight.
Artery--The study of paintings.
Bacteria--Back door to cafeteria.
Barium--What doctors do when patients die.
Caesarean section--A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan--Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize--Made eye contact with her.
Coma--A punctuation mark.
Dilate--To live long.
Enema--Not a friend.
Fibula--A small lie.
Hangnail--What you hang your coat on.
Impotent--Distinguished, well known.
Labor pain--Getting hurt at work.
Nitrates--Cheaper than day rates.
Node--I knew it.