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REDNECK MEDICAL TERMS

Posted by Freda R Selk on January 28, 2011 at 9:41 PM Comments comments (0)

submitted by Judy Sebern Beachy



Here's a glossary to remember if you're traveling in the backwoods and an illness comes on: 




Benign--What you be, after you be eight. 


Artery--The study of paintings. 

  

Bacteria--Back door to cafeteria. 

  

Barium--What doctors do when patients die. 

  

Caesarean section--A neighborhood in Rome. 

  

Cat scan--Searching for Kitty. 

  

Cauterize--Made eye contact with her. 

  

Coma--A punctuation mark. 

  

Dilate--To live long. 

  

Enema--Not a friend. 

  

Fibula--A small lie. 

  

Genital--Non-Jewish person. 

  

Hangnail--What you hang your coat on. 

  

Impotent--Distinguished, well known. 

  

Labor pain--Getting hurt at work. 

  

Nitrates--Cheaper than day rates. 

  

Node--I knew it. 

 



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